The Commonwealth of Bahamian Islands is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 382 million Bahamian Islandsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Healthcare, Education, and Welfare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 23.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bahamian Islandsian economy, worth 19.2 trillion pound sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,362 pound sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bahamian Islands's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bahamian Islands is ranked 79,191^st in the world and 155^th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 367.44 on the Clooney Contribution Index.